slowly and deliberately he reaches for his weapon, which for a guy his size i must admit to it been excessive, then...
Posté Mon 28 Sep 09 @ 1:59 pm
Then.....I warned him this could be considered "Assault With A Dead Weapon".
He then looked at me and said......
He then looked at me and said......
Posté Mon 28 Sep 09 @ 2:09 pm
Duck off! The both of you!
Posté Mon 28 Sep 09 @ 2:42 pm
So I said "That's a pretty limp response! Are you quacking-up or what?"
But just as I was about do duck-off, he immediately....
But just as I was about do duck-off, he immediately....
Posté Mon 28 Sep 09 @ 3:10 pm
he immediately....Grabbed his beak and tweaked it!
The crowd began to chant.....
The crowd began to chant.....
Posté Mon 28 Sep 09 @ 3:39 pm
The crowd began to chant.....M I C..... see you real soon, K E Y..... why, because we like you. M O......."hey, cut this Disney shit out" said the short guy with the squeaky voice. All of a sudden Candy (the stripper) grabs my..........
Posté Tue 29 Sep 09 @ 1:17 am
pinocchio... who had been standing there quite innocently...
Posté Tue 29 Sep 09 @ 4:14 am
So I asked Pinocchio if that was his nose growing or was he just EXCITED to be here...
Posté Tue 29 Sep 09 @ 4:24 am
Things were getting out of hand. Little Squeeky was giving me grief, the crowd were in a total frenzy and Candy was still playing with my Pinocchio, who was now over-excited! I was left with no choice but to...
Posté Tue 29 Sep 09 @ 5:40 am
Slap squeaky, who started crying like a little bitch, grab my Pinocchio from Candy, who was trying to duck it, hit the 8 beat loop button because my song was about to end, yelled "Security" over the mic to get these wackos out of the booth, mixed in "Superfreak" by Rick James with the instrumental of "I know You Want Me" by Pitbull, turn to squeaky and yell "You duck with me, you duck with the best". Candy looks at me with hunger in her eyes and asks.....
Posté Wed 30 Sep 09 @ 1:59 am
"How long until your Mom gets back?"
Posté Wed 30 Sep 09 @ 7:58 am
"To clean this mess up".
Suddenly Pinocchio lurched forward shouting "look everyone! it work's, i am a real boy".
Suddenly Pinocchio lurched forward shouting "look everyone! it work's, i am a real boy".
Posté Wed 30 Sep 09 @ 11:14 am