chriso710
Sorry guys, that is the old timers as you hear this every year, but just for the newbies.
Never disturb an Elf whilst he's looking up the Fairys dress as he may be a Gobblin. Merry Christmas and Happy holidays Yo Ho Ho
Never disturb an Elf whilst he's looking up the Fairys dress as he may be a Gobblin. Merry Christmas and Happy holidays Yo Ho Ho
Posté Mon 21 Dec 09 @ 8:39 am
Blulite
no offence but, "OH MY GOD, thats lame" lol
i think however we all have a lame joke
mines not exactly a christmas joke but here goes
what do you call a dog with no legs?
anything you like it aint gonna come to you..
i think however we all have a lame joke
mines not exactly a christmas joke but here goes
what do you call a dog with no legs?
anything you like it aint gonna come to you..
Posté Mon 21 Dec 09 @ 3:41 pm
GadgetMan
More lame jokes...
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!
At least they were seasonal...
Roy
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea!
At least they were seasonal...
Roy
Posté Mon 21 Dec 09 @ 3:46 pm
chriso710
Gadget Man I am ashamed LOl.
I am very sad today. I usually take my dog out for a walk when I pop down the Newsagents to get my morning paper, however today I'm feeling a little down with man flu so I thought it would be safe to let my faithful pooch out on his own and at the same time pick up the paper, I was so wrong. After two hours he didn't come back so I got out of my sick bed and walked down to the Newsagent, to my surprise I spotted my pooch humping sum other dog, I was enraged " You bad dog, I sent you down here two hours ago to buy me a news paper, you have never done this before" I was even more shocked when my faithful friend turned round and said " That's because You never gave me the money before"
I am very sad today. I usually take my dog out for a walk when I pop down the Newsagents to get my morning paper, however today I'm feeling a little down with man flu so I thought it would be safe to let my faithful pooch out on his own and at the same time pick up the paper, I was so wrong. After two hours he didn't come back so I got out of my sick bed and walked down to the Newsagent, to my surprise I spotted my pooch humping sum other dog, I was enraged " You bad dog, I sent you down here two hours ago to buy me a news paper, you have never done this before" I was even more shocked when my faithful friend turned round and said " That's because You never gave me the money before"
Posté Mon 21 Dec 09 @ 5:40 pm
GadgetMan
A boy and his father were walking across the park when the boy sees two dogs humping.
"Dad, Dad" said the boy "What are they doing?"
Slightly taken by surprise, the father quickly replies "Well son, they are errr, well, errr, making puppies".
"Oh" said the boy and on they went.
That night, the boy has a bad dream and wanders in to his parents bedroom where he sees his dad on top of his mum - humping.
"Dad, Dad" said the boy "What are you doing?"
Again taken by surprise the father replies "Well son, you see, we're um, well, um, making you a baby brother or sister".
"Oh" said the boy, "Can't mummy turn over, I'd rather have a puppy!"
"Dad, Dad" said the boy "What are they doing?"
Slightly taken by surprise, the father quickly replies "Well son, they are errr, well, errr, making puppies".
"Oh" said the boy and on they went.
That night, the boy has a bad dream and wanders in to his parents bedroom where he sees his dad on top of his mum - humping.
"Dad, Dad" said the boy "What are you doing?"
Again taken by surprise the father replies "Well son, you see, we're um, well, um, making you a baby brother or sister".
"Oh" said the boy, "Can't mummy turn over, I'd rather have a puppy!"
Posté Mon 21 Dec 09 @ 7:14 pm
steelwill
A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?"
The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?"
Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"
Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".
Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?"
Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?"
The boy says " Beacause your finger smells like F I S H!"
Posté Mon 21 Dec 09 @ 7:27 pm